I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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