Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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