im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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