we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
