don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
