ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
