plz talk dirty to me
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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