But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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