i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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