she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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