He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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