I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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