is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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