He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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