You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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