Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Who died my cat blue again?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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