singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
we should paint friendship bongs
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