belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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