I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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