maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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