so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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