Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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