Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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