love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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