I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
This is the high leading the old right now
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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