What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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