This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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