it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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