just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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