Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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