ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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