just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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