I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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