Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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