I need help removing her.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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