I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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