she was so not down for the gang bang
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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