Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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