I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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