please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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