help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
