and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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