she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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