Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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