she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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