let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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