im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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