Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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