where am i from again
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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