I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I am available for nakedness
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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