My brain says no but my pants say off.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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