On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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