Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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