Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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